////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// funcion de prestacion de tiempo
function dameFufo(){
return new Date().valueOf();
}
function dameFufoCon( anio, mes, dia, h, m, s ){
return new Date(anio, mes, dia, h, m, s, 0).valueOf();
}
function segundosFufoHace( fufo ){
var cDT = new Date();
cDT.setTime(cDT.getTime() - fufo*1000 );
return Math.round(cDT.getTime()/1000);
}
function deFufoToString( fufo ){
var cDT = new Date();
cDT.setTime(fufo*1000);
var anios = cDT.getFullYear();var meses = cDT.getMonth()+1;
var dias = cDT.getDate(); var h = cDT.getHours(); var m = cDT.getMinutes(); var s = cDT.getSeconds();
return dias+"/"+(meses<10?"0":"")+meses+"/"+anios+" "+h+":"+m+":"+s;
return curDateTime.toLocaleString();
}
function dameFufoHace( fufo, sionon ){
sionon = sionon || false;
var cDT = new Date();
cDT.setTime(cDT.getTime() - fufo*1000 );
var anios = cDT.getFullYear()-1970;var meses = cDT.getMonth();
var dias = cDT.getDate()-1; var h = cDT.getHours()-1; var m = cDT.getMinutes(); var s = cDT.getSeconds();
return dameStringFecha( anios, meses, dias, h, m, s, sionon );
}
function dameSextaEntreDosFufos( fufo1, fufo2 ){
var cDT = new Date();
cDT.setTime( fufo1 - fufo2 );
var anios = cDT.getFullYear()-1970;var meses = cDT.getMonth();
var dias = cDT.getDate()-1; var h = cDT.getHours()-1; var m = cDT.getMinutes(); var s = cDT.getSeconds();
return new Array( anios, meses, dias, h, m, s );
}
function dameStringFecha( anios, meses, dias, h, m, s, sionon ){
var strng = "";
if( anios > 0 ){
strng += anios+" ";
strng += "año"+(anios==1?"":"s")+" ";
if( dias > 0 || meses > 0){
strng += ",";
}
strng += " ";
}
if( meses > 0 ){
strng += meses+" ";
strng += "mes"+(meses==1?"":"es");
if( dias > 0 ){
if( sionon ){
strng += " y ";
}else{
strng += ",";
}
}
strng += " ";
}
if( dias > 0 ){
strng += dias+" ";
strng += "día"+(dias==1?"":"s");
}
if( strng == "" || !sionon ){
if( dias > 0 || meses > 0 || anios > 0 ){
if( h > 0 || m > 0 || s > 0 ){
strng += "; y ";
}
}
if( h > 0 ){
strng += h+" h., ";
}
if( m > 0 ){
if( s == 0 && h > 0 && !sionon ){
strng += " con ";
}
strng += m+" min.";
}
if( s > 0 && !sionon ){
if( h > 0 || m > 0 ){
strng += " con ";
}
strng += s+" seg.";
}else{
if( strng == "" ){
strng = "unos instantes";
}
}
}
return strng;
}
function dameFufoHora( fufo ){
var cDT = new Date();
cDT.setTime( fufo );
var h = cDT.getHours(); var m = cDT.getMinutes(); var s = cDT.getSeconds();
var strng = "";
strng += h+":";
if( m < 10 ){
strng += "0";
}
strng += m;
strng += '';
strng += ":";
if( s < 10 ){
strng += "0";
}
strng += s;
strng += '';
return strng;
}
function pasarDeFechaNacToFufo(s){
var terna = sacarTernaNac(s);
var dia = terna[0];
var mes = terna[1];
var ayo = terna[2];
var edad = dameSextaEntreDosFufos( dameFufo(),dameFufoCon(ayo,mes,dia,0,0,0) )[0];
var afaltan = dameSextaEntreDosFufos( dameFufoCon(2100,mes,dia,0,0,0),dameFufo() );
var fmeses = afaltan[1]-1;
var fdias = afaltan[2];
var stringFalta = "falta"+((fmeses+fdias)>1?"n":"")+(fmeses>=1?" "+fmeses +" mes"+(fmeses>1?"es":'')+" y ":" ")+fdias+" día"+"s";
return ''+dia+'/'+mes+'/'+ayo+' - '+edad+' años';
}
function pasarDeSexoToSexo(s){
switch( s[0] ){
case "M":
return "Masculino";
case "F":
return "Femenino";
}
return "Indefinido";
}
function sacarTernaNac(s){
var ars = s.split("");
var dia = ars[0]*10 + ars[1]*1;
var mes = ars[2]*10 + ars[3]*1;
var ayo = ars[4]*1000 + ars[5]*100 + ars[6]*10 + ars[7]*1;
return new Array( dia, mes, ayo );
}
function sacarHoroscopo( dia, mes ){
if( dia <= 20 && mes <= 1 ){
return "Capricornio";
}else if( (dia <= 19 && mes == 2) || mes < 2 ){
return "Acuario";
}else if( (dia <= 20 && mes == 3) || mes < 3 ){
return "Piscis";
}else if( (dia <= 20 && mes == 4) || mes < 4 ){
return "Aries";
}else if( (dia <= 21 && mes == 5) || mes < 5 ){
return "Tauro";
}else if( (dia <= 21 && mes == 6) || mes < 6 ){
return "Géminis";
}else if( (dia <= 23 && mes == 7) || mes < 7 ){
return "ACáncer";
}else if( (dia <= 23 && mes == 8) || mes < 8 ){
return "Leo";
}else if( (dia <= 23 && mes == 9) || mes < 9 ){
return "Virgo";
}else if( (dia <= 23 && mes == 10) || mes < 10 ){
return "Libra";
}else if( (dia <= 22 && mes == 11) || mes < 11 ){
return "Escorpio";
}else if( (dia <= 21 && mes == 12) || mes < 12 ){
return "Sagitario";
}
return "Capricornio";
}
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// funciones matematicas
function aleatorio(inferior,superior){
numPosibilidades = superior - inferior
aleat = Math.random() * numPosibilidades
aleat = Math.floor(aleat)
return parseInt(inferior) + aleat
}
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// funciones de codificación y decodificación de cadenas
function urlescape(s){
return encodeURIComponent( s );
}
function urlunescape(s, sinimagen){
sinimagen = sinimagen || false;
var str = s;
try{
str = str.split("%0D").join("
");
try{
str = decodeURIComponent( str );
}catch(e){
str = unescape( str );
}
str = str.split("\\\\\\'").join("'");
str = str.split("\\'").join("'");
str = str.split('\\"').join('"');
str = str.split("+").join(" ");
if( !sinimagen ){
str = pasaReURL(str);
str = pasaKopete(str);
}else{
str = pasaQuitaAngulitos(str);
}
}catch(e){
}
return str;
}
function concatena( s1, s2, s3, s4, s5 ){
s3 = s3 || ""; s4 = s4 || ""; s5 = s5 || "";
return s1+s2+s3;
}
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// reproductor embebido
var ultimoDicho = "";
function googleSay( que ){
if( ultimoDicho != que ){
ultimoDicho = que;
if( "lotienes" == "en" ){
var dir = "genproxy.php?x="+urlescape("http://translate.google.es/translate_tts?q="+urlescape(que)+"&tl=en");
reproducirColgado( "su", urlescape(urlescape(dir)) );
reproductorMinimizar();
/* }else if( "lotienes" == "www" ){
var dir = "tts.php?texto="+urlescape(que);
reproducirColgado( "su", urlescape(urlescape(dir)) );
reproductorMinimizar();
*/ }
}
}
function pasaQuitaAngulitos( str ){
str = str.split("
").join("\n");
return str;
}
function pasaReURL( str ){
str = str.split("http://youtube.com/watch?").join("youtube.com/watch?");
str = str.split("http://es.youtube.com/watch?").join("youtube.com/watch?");
str = str.split("http://www.youtube.com/watch?").join("youtube.com/watch?");
/*****************************************/
var astr = str.split("youtube.com/watch?");
str = astr[0];
for( var i = 1; i < astr.length; i++){
var temp = astr[i].split(" ");
var videoid = temp[0].split("v=")[1].split("&")[0];
temp[0] = "#vy_"+videoid;
str += temp.join(" ");
}
str = reURLWWW(str); // se les pusiera ese prefijo, y luego se trataren todas por igual
str = reURL(str); // la idea aqui seria que primero las cadenas de "www." sin "http://" delante
str = reURLaHash( str, ">" );
str = reURLaHash( str, "(" );
str = reURLaHash( " "+str, " " );
return str;
}
function reURLWWW( s ){
var astr = s.split("www.");
var str = astr[0];
for( var i = 1; i < astr.length; i++){
var temp = astr[i-1].split("http://");
if( temp[ temp.length-1 ] != "" ){
str += "http://";
}
str += "www."+astr[i];
}
return str;
}
function reURL(s){
var astr = s.split("http://");
str = astr[0];
for( var i = 1; i < astr.length; i++){
var temp;
var temp1 = astr[i].split(" ");
var temp2 = astr[i].split(";");
var temp3 = astr[i].split(",");
var temp4 = astr[i].split('"');
var temp5 = astr[i].split("'");
var temp6 = astr[i].split("<");
var temp7 = astr[i].split(")");
if( temp1[0].length < temp2[0].length && temp1[0].length < temp3[0].length && temp1[0].length < temp4[0].length && temp1[0].length < temp5[0].length && temp1[0].length < temp6[0].length && temp1[0].length < temp7[0].length ){
temp = temp1; fin = " ";
}else if( temp2[0].length < temp1[0].length && temp2[0].length < temp3[0].length && temp2[0].length < temp4[0].length && temp2[0].length < temp5[0].length && temp2[0].length < temp6[0].length && temp2[0].length < temp7[0].length){
temp = temp2; fin = ";";
}else if( temp3[0].length < temp1[0].length && temp3[0].length < temp2[0].length && temp3[0].length < temp4[0].length && temp3[0].length < temp5[0].length && temp3[0].length < temp6[0].length && temp3[0].length < temp7[0].length){
temp = temp3; fin = ",";
}else if( temp4[0].length < temp1[0].length && temp4[0].length < temp2[0].length && temp4[0].length < temp3[0].length && temp4[0].length < temp5[0].length && temp4[0].length < temp6[0].length && temp4[0].length < temp7[0].length){
temp = temp4; fin = '"';
}else if( temp5[0].length < temp1[0].length && temp5[0].length < temp2[0].length && temp5[0].length < temp3[0].length && temp5[0].length < temp4[0].length && temp5[0].length < temp6[0].length && temp5[0].length < temp7[0].length){
temp = temp5; fin = "'";
}else if( temp6[0].length < temp1[0].length && temp6[0].length < temp2[0].length && temp6[0].length < temp3[0].length && temp6[0].length < temp4[0].length && temp6[0].length < temp5[0].length && temp6[0].length < temp7[0].length){
temp = temp6; fin = '<';
}else{
temp = temp7; fin = ")";
}
var mod = true;
if( temp.length > 1 && fin == '"' ){
mod = false;
}
if( mod ){
temp[0] = ''+temp[0]+'';
}
str += temp.join(fin);
}
return str;
}
function reURLaHash(s, cadenaComienzo ){
var astr = s.split(cadenaComienzo+"#");
var str = astr[0];
for( var i = 1; i < astr.length; i++){
var temp = astr[i].split(" ");
var arra = temp[0].split("_"); var temporal = arra[0]; arra[0] = ""; arra[1] = arra.join("_").substr(1); arra[0] = temporal;
switch( arra[0] ){
case "vy":
case "sg":
temp[0] = cadenaComienzo+'#'+temp[0]+'';
break;
default:
temp[0] = cadenaComienzo+'#'+temp[0]+'';
}
str += temp.join(" ");
}
return str;
}
function pasaKopete( strng ){
strng = recambia(strng, ":)", "smile"); strng = recambia(strng, "(:", "smile");
strng = recambia(strng, ":(", "sad"); strng = recambia(strng, "):", "sad");
strng = recambia(strng, ":D", "smile-big");
strng = recambia(strng, ";)", "wink"); strng = recambia(strng, ";(", "worship");
strng = recambia(strng, "(%)", "yin-yang");
strng = recambia(strng, ":P", "tongue"); strng = recambia(strng, ":p", "tongue");
strng = recambia(strng, ";P", "silly"); strng = recambia(strng, ";p", "messed");
strng = recambia(strng, "(8)", "musical-note");
strng = recambia(strng, "(K)", "kiss"); strng = recambia(strng, "(k)", "kiss");
strng = recambia(strng, "(L)", "love"); strng = recambia(strng, "(l)", "love");
strng = recambia(strng, "(LL)", "emblem-favorites"); strng = recambia(strng, "(ll)", "emblem-favorites");
strng = recambia(strng, "(mono)", "monkey");
strng = recambia(strng, ":$", "embarrassed");
strng = recambia(strng, ":$", "embarrassed");
strng = recambia(strng, ":S", "moneymouth"); strng = recambia(strng, ":s", "confused");
strng = recambia(strng, ":X", "shut-mouth"); strng = recambia(strng, ":x", "shut-mouth");
strng = recambia(strng, ":M", "mail"); strng = recambia(strng, ":m", "mail");
strng = recambia(strng, "=D", "smile-big");
strng = recambia(strng, "=)", "sinister");
strng = recambia(strng, "(*)", "star");
strng = recambia(strng, "(@)", "cat");
strng = recambia(strng, ":O", "yawn"); strng = recambia(strng, ":o", "yawn");
strng = recambia(strng, ":'(", "crying");
strng = recambia(strng, ":|", "neutral");
strng = recambia(strng, "(H)", "glasses-cool"); strng = recambia(strng, "(h)", "glasses-cool");
strng = recambia(strng, "^^", "victory");
strng = recambia(strng, "xd", "messed"); strng = recambia(strng, "xD", "face-smile-big");
return strng;
}
function recambia( s, que, por ){
var diremotes = 'imagenes/emotes/pasodoble-kopete';
return s.split(que).join('
');
}